The same man who cracks us up each week with dry-witted 30 Rock quotes has grown (somewhat) serious when it comes to Charlie Sheen’s career.

In an editorial for The Huffington Post, based on his own experiences with executives in the movie and TV business, Baldwin addresses the troubled actor and says: “You can’t win. Really. You can’t.”

Meaning what, exactly? Baldwin gives us a look inside the industry and continues:

“No actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, [executives] are often right. Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go.”

Baldwin is correct that almost all hit shows remain popular and profitable after stars leave. Look at NYPD Blue, ER, CSI.

In the end, here’s what Sheen should do, according to Baldwin:

“Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America’s forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star… As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on SNL, this is supposed to be fun.

P.S… buy Cryer a really nice car.”

[Photos: Fame, WENN.com]

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Charlie Sheen is feeling generous. And not just when it comes to pay porn stars.

Multiple sources tell TMZ the actor is unhappy that Warner Brothers has not offered to pay CBS employees for the time they’ve missed due to his nutty behavior – but he’s willing to compromise with the company and pay a portion of this amount.

If Warner Bros. and CBS both pay 1/3 of the money owed, Sheen will reportedly do the same. Who said this guy wasn’t giving?!? Aside from Kacey Jordan, that is.

A CBS executive had no comment, while a WB insider simply says:

“We sincerely hope that Charlie’s rehab is going well. We hope that he is healthy in the very near future and we look forward to the return of production of Two and a Half Men.”

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For reasons that defy comprehension, Kim Kardashian is considered a fashion icon.

We could spend days questioning this classification – but, instead, we’ll simply accept it and pass along a number of company shills tips Kim recently offered in the pages of InStyle. Follow along if you wish to look your best…

Find a Great Tailor
“Anything you wear should be proportioned to your body, and a good tailor will make sure everything fits perfectly. I either have my tailor at every fitting or I have my stylist pin my wardrobe and take it to the tailor before I wear anything. Shortening a hem line on a dress can make a huge difference!”

Accentuate the Waist
“Show off that tiny waist! Adding a belt makes your outfit look more polished. I have great belts from Phillip Lim and Alaia. Vintage belts are one of a kind and can be affordable too.”

Avoid Baggy Clothing
“I know they are comfortable and they look amazing on Nicole Richie but flowy tops and dresses are not flattering on a curvy figure. They can make you look pregnant and they look sloppy in photos. Try wearing a maxidress instead. A.L.C, Torn by Ronny Kobo and T Bags make some great ones.”

Embrace Shapewear
“Every woman from a size 0-14 should own Spanx! I love Shapewear by Body Wrap; they have a firm control long leg panty that makes my body look smoother and slimmer under fitted dresses without leaving any lines.”

Love Those Curves!
“Being confident and owning your body is sexy. I love to show off my curves and designers like Thatcher, Antonio Berardi, Preen, Altuzarra, Markus Lupfer and Brian Lichtenberg make amazing dresses that fit my body perfectly.”

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Still rocking her dark brunette hairdo, the former “Simple Life” star strolled along solo as she braved the wet and chilly west coast winter weather.

Tweeting a bit of advice earlier in the day, Nicole interestingly wrote, “Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day – Have a great day.”

Meanwhile, Miss Richie is gearing up for the launch of her Winter Kate apparel line – which hits store shelves on February 15.

“Everything is extremely affordable, and that was important to me, to have these pieces be accessible to everyone,” she tells of the new offerings.

The 28-year-old adds of her fashionable endeavors, “I just want to do my upcoming projects to the best of my ability. I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me.”

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