Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?) and Other News

Posted by emotionshock on September 2, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read.
- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good.
- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two times. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.”
- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. Read More …

 Blake Lively Can Hold Me Hostage (Too Soon?) and Other News

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A Hint of Kelly Brook’s Nipple and Other News

Posted by emotionshock on August 23, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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- Fantasia Barrino admits to suicide attempt.
- Tiger Woods’ marriage is officially over.
- Shauna Sand in a… wait for it…
- Mondays with Jon Hamm
- Milla Jovovich in Russian Maxim.
- Taylor Momsen apparently only has one outfit.
- Adriana Lima in a bikini.
- Ray Bradbury Read More …

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Ashley Greene is Leggy and Other News

Posted by emotionshock on August 20, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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- Miranda Kerr confirms she’s four months pregnant and Orlando Bloom is an asshole. (Implied.)
- Whitney Port’s going to be airbrushed for Maxim.
- Macaulay Culkin is going to be 30. — God, I hate being old.
- Blake Lively is see-throughish.
- Montana Fishburne is really trying to become Kim Read More …

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A Brit-Foot Sighting and Other News

Posted by emotionshock on August 16, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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- Miss Larchmont Village in a bikini has my vote.
- Bear Grylls wants to take Zac Efron deep in the woods. Okay…
- Kelsey Grammer’s ex wants $30 million now.
- Holly Madison turns the other cheek.
- Halle Berry gets breasty in Cape Town.
- Amber Heard makes with the panty Read More …

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Least Shocking News of the Day: Amy Fisher to Star in Quartet of Adult Movies

Posted by emotionshock on July 30, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

 Least Shocking News of the Day: Amy Fisher to Star in Quartet of Adult Movies

 Least Shocking News of the Day: Amy Fisher to Star in Quartet of Adult Movies

In news almost as shocking as The Bachelorette scripting and filming multiple endings, Amy Fisher has announced the official start to her porn career.

She’ll produce and star in four movies for Dreamzone Entertainment (which lists their new employee as possessing “incredible D-cup size breasts”), beginning with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

Says the woman who rose to fame in 1992 for sleeping with Joey Buttafuoco and then shooting his wife in the face, a crime for which Fisher spent seven years in prison:

“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.”

Amy Fisher Photograph

Fisher is taking a jab at her ex-husband with that last comment, as he released a sex tape in 2007 that she claimed to play no role in releasing.

Fast forward three years, though, and Amy has taken a classic saying and turned it around a bit: if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em… while naked and open for business.

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Jessica Simpson Baby News: Coming Someday!

Posted by emotionshock on July 7, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

 Jessica Simpson Baby News: Coming Someday!

 Jessica Simpson Baby News: Coming Someday!

Sitting in on an OK! Magazine staff meeting would be so awesome.

There’s an element to celebrity gossip that is always, well, gossip. You take what you read with a grain of salt. But there’s gossip, and there’s deliberately and wholly inventing cover stories, misleading readers with vague text and exclamation points.

Guess Jessica Simpson’s name came up in the lottery this week, or the darts landed on her, because she’s apparently having a baby! Would you believe that the same story was reported almost verbatim last week, only about Jennifer Aniston?

It’s true! Doubly joyful news!

Baby For Jess!Baby Time!

CONFIRMED: OK! wrote a cover story! Consider it REVEALED!

According to this fine publication, as Jessica nears her 30th birthday this week, she has a new man (Eric Johnson) and a new plan – to become a mother!

The first part of that is true, at least. But then there’s this line:

“Enjoying an early birthday celebration at the Greenbrier Casino Club gala opening in West Virginia on July 4, Jess caused a stir with her visible bump!”

No word if they mean a visible bump on her head or knee.

Seriously, time to get a little more creative with your made-up nonsense, guys. You’re going to be labeled the magazine that cried fake-pregnant wolf.

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Kate Gosselin Jogs With Make-Up On Now and Other News

Posted by emotionshock on July 2, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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- I think I just found my Banner Girl.
- The Situation is releasing a rap album. Of course.
- Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend should be subject to Megan’s Law or free 17-year-old BJs for everyone!
- Andrew Garfield is your new low-budget Spidey.
- Ashley Greene puts the cleave in Eclipse. Read More …

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Kate Gosselin’s Cleavage-Fest and Other News

Posted by emotionshock on June 13, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

- Jodie Foster may or may not have beat-up a 17-year-old who may or may not be a paparazzo. But she’s definitely a lesbian. We do know that. [Popeater]
- John Goodman should have a chat with Jessica Simpson. [DListed]
- Holly Madison is a national treasure. I haven’t said that in a while. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Salma [...]

 Kate Gosselin’s Cleavage Fest and Other News

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Jessica Lowndes is see-through and other news

Posted by emotionshock on May 5, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

- Babies make it all better. [Lainey Gossip] – Jay Leno makes Team Coco joke about Times Square bomber. Classy! [PopEater] – Elisabeth Hasselbeck is slowly realizing she should probably never speak. [Dlisted] – Jessica Simpson could’ve been a… …read full story


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JWoww makes sure the only relevant part of her is still attached and other news

Posted by emotionshock on May 3, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

- Chely Wright is People magazine’s niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted] – Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip] – David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans… …read full story


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