Posted by emotionshock on October 30, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | 
Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on October 1, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can’t believe we’re coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it’s mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we’ve got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to Lindsay Lohan Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on September 11, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions – and a sweet meme – that I Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on September 3, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she’s a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work in the Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on August 14, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on July 17, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. On Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on June 18, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Welcome to the thirty two-th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where almost anyone who makes a Star Wars, and now Watchmen, quote automatically makes the cut because I wore glasses until the ninth grade and spent my Friday nights begging my mom to order me Star Wars shit off of QVC. Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on May 29, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference Read More …
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