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Lindsay Lohan hasn’t committed seriously to anything in years, but maybe she’s maturing – girl ain’t messing around when it comes to her Playboy spread.
The troubled actress is gonna be baring all … we’re talking full frontal and rear Lindsay Lohan nude action, plus no-holds-barred shots of you-know-where.
We’re talking straight vagina people.
Well, mostly straight … right Sam?!
TMZ first reported that Lohan’s Playboy spread would feature “the holy trifecta” of nudity, or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.”
Not that she won’t be compensated well for it. Lindsay recently cleared almost a million dollars with the magazine for a full pictorial in the coming months.
Yesterday, she finally wrapped a titillating four-day shoot.
Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame “semi-nude” deals – all side boob, covered by sheets, a.k.a. the Heidi Montag shoot. No way man.
The Lindsay Lohan photos will be “tastefully done,” but she’s still going balls out. Lohan’s bust could be Playboy’s biggest … or a much-needed fiscal jolt.
Adding yet another unwelcome shot to her growing portfolio, Lindsay Lohan’s latest mugshot from her jailhouse booking was released after the actress was taken into custody on Wednesday (October 19).
The “Mean Girls” starlet was cuffed and taken to the slammer after Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked her probation for blowing off her court-ordered community service.
Having since been released on $100,000 bail, Lohan is scheduled to return to court on November 2nd to find out whether jail time will be imposed or if she’ll be allowed to continue on with her probation terms.
Meanwhile, Lindsay’s father Michael made an appearance during the afternoon on “Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell” on HLN – during which time he said that he thinks his daughter is smoking crack or meth.
Referring to recent red carpet photos in which Miss Lohan showed off dramatically stained teeth, Michael bluntly stated, “That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.”
He added, “If you’re talking about prescription medication it would affect all your teeth, not just your two front teeth. You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
Getting her hair worked on, Lindsay Lohan was spotted at the Byron & Tracey salon in Beverly Hills, California on Thursday (September 1).
The “Mean Girls” star proudly showed off her bleach blonde locks as she strolled to her nearby car in a pair of colorful orange platform sandals.
The salon session comes as Miss Lohan once again has found herself mentioned in tabloid rumors – with the latest tale claiming that she’s planning on adopting a baby.
The National Enquirer’s “insider” alleges that LiLo told her pals that “she loves kids and honestly feels being responsible for a baby would keep her on the straight and narrow forever.”
Denying any such plans, Lindsay has since told Gossip Cop that the baby adoption story is completely untrue.
The newly-free Lindsay Lohan went out for dinner in Malibu to celebrate her birthday last night. This outing was notable because it marked her first birthday and lawful venture out of the house in some time!
Here’s the actress, 25 going on 37 …
Passing on any sort of wild party, but still making sure she went somewhere in full view of the paparazzi, Lindsay opted for a relatively low-key dinner out in Malibu with her sister Ali, brother Michael Jr., and a few friends.
Having been formally charged with grand theft, Lindsay Lohan made her way to court for an initial appearance on Wednesday afternoon (February 9).
The “Mean Girls” actress was arraigned at Airport Courthouse in Los Angeles, as she was clad in a white dress while joined by legal staffers and security personnel while readying to face Judge Keith Schwartz.
As was expected, Lohan entered a ‘not guilty’ plea with a bond being set at $40,000 with the order that she be remanded to sheriff’s custody.
Continuing to lecture Lindsay about staying out of trouble and the heftiness of a felony charge, Judge Schwartz set the next court date for February 23rd while saying, “You’re no different than anyone else … please don’t push your luck.”
The actress’ lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, then tried to have bond paid immediately – but she was denied that option while being told that procedure must be the same in this case as all others.
As previously reported by GossipCenter, the case stems from the fact that LiLo is accused of lifting a $2500 necklace from Kamofie & Company, though she vehemently insists that it was a loan.
Geoff Kaman, the jewelry store owner, told press that he and his wife are “extremely sad on how all of this has turned out.”
Making headlines for the wrong reasons once more, Lindsay Lohan has landed herself in hot water as she’s been accused of stealing pricey jewelry.
According to Radar Online, the “Georgia Rule” babe is the target of a police investigation – as the coppers are said to have approached a Los Angeles Airport Court judge in hopes of securing a search warrant.
The suspicion arose after LiLo was photographed wearing a glitzy necklace which was reported stolen by an unnamed victim.
The Radar insider tells, “Lindsay is accused of stealing high-end jewelry, including a necklace. A search warrant was requested Tuesday at the Airport Court to search Lindsay’s house for the item of jewelry in question.”
Continuing on, the source adds, “Lindsay has been photographed and there is video of her wearing the jewelry she is accused of stealing.”
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Lindsay Lohan treating a walk to court like a catwalk—bad for Lindsay, good for the designer. 
