If you were too busy putting together the perfect New Year’s Eve party outfit to notice that Katy Perry and Russell Brand rang in 2012 with a split, no need to worry….
Owner of perhaps the world’s most famous cleavage, Katy Perry portrayed the owner of the world’s most famous backsides last night in Pippa Middleton.
The pop hit maker hosted Saturday Night Live, playing herself, Christina Aguilera, a Japanese wannabe and Kate Middleton’s sister in various sketches.
In a nod to the many Kate Middleton pregnancy rumors of late, the Queen (played by Fred Armisen) demanded Prince William’s wife get knocked up ASAP.
Enter the faux Pippa Middleton, who went toe-to-toe with Her Majesty in a ridiculous cockney accent. Give Katy credit for trying if nothing else. Peep it:
Taking the helm of the long-running NBC sketch comedy show’s latest installment, Katy Perry hosted last night’s (December 10) episode of “Saturday Night Live”.
The “One That Got Away” singer was decked out in a holiday-inspired ensemble opened up the show with a monologue in by introducing her neighbor (Kristen Wiig), as well as a kid she used to babysit (Andy Samberg) and a friend named Tom (Bill Hader) – with the trio portraying styles from a range of her past music videos.
Highlights of the latest “SNL” included a digital short which saw Perry team up with Samberg as best friends sharing innocent holiday cheer before meeting two not-so-pleasant characters (played by Matt Damon and Val Kilmer) – with the group them uniting into “four best friends”.
The program also found Alec Baldwin poke fun at his headline making American Airlines incident while playing a character named Captain Steve Rogers during Weekend Update.
Asked by Seth Meyers to share his take on Baldwin being booted from the flight, Capt. Rogers told, “It was awful, Seth. Which is why it was important of me to come here and on behalf of everyone at American Airlines, issue an apology to Mr. Alec Baldwin! Mr. Baldwin is an American treasure, and I am ashamed at the he was treated! what harm would it do to let him keep playing his game, not any game have you! But a word game for smart people!”
Meanwhile, the night’s musical guest was Robyn, who performed renditions of “Dancing On My Own” and “Call Your Girlfriend” during the course of the show.
Check out Katy’s monologue in the player above, with the rest of the “Saturday Night Live” sketches and performances found below!
Here’s Katy Perry at the premiere of The Smurfs on Sunday where she made sure everyone knows who she plays by wearing a tiny Smurfette dress that barely contained her heaving Smurf melons. (Saying Smurf berries would’ve been an insult, and I’m a gentleman first, boob ogler firstester.) On top of that, she managed to Read More …
Russell Brand and Katy Perry tied the knot Saturday night in India.
The couple “were pronounced Mr. and Mrs. Brand on Saturday, October 23,” they said after marrying in a private ceremony attended by close family and friends and performed by a Christian minister and longtime friend of Katy’s family.
We couldn’t be happier for the two of them.
Katy Perry is now Mrs. Russell Brand!
Katy Perry and Russell Brand exchanged wedding vows at a luxury resort, with the backdrop “the inspirational and majestic countryside of Northern India.”
In the days leading up to the nuptials (which you can follow this link to read all about), Brand and Perry have been pulling out all the stops for their guests.
It sounds like the result was a near-perfect event. Despite the lavishness of certain aspects of the wedding, Russell said it was all about keeping it simple.
“We just love each other and we want to get married in front of our friends and family and keep it very normal,” said Brand earlier this month.” It ain’t about selling the pictures, it ain’t about doing no pre-nup, it’s just a normal thing.”
“I’m trying to preserve it, to keep it beautiful,” the Get Him to the Greek star said. “Love between two people is the most spectacular, yet ordinary thing in the world.”
We’re glad they found it with each other. Congratulations!
Katy Perry appeared on the premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend where she apparently took a yam-jab at the Sesame Street boobhaha that ended with her being motorboated off the show. (Should’ve stopped at boobhaha.) Last I checked she was going to be allowed back to play with Elmo, but somehow I don’t think Read More …
Making the most of her trip to the Land Down Under, Katy Perry was spotted keeping busy in Sydney, Australia on Wednesday (August 11).
Looking darling in a short red and black dress, the “Teenage Dream” singer went shopping at Wheels & Doll baby boutique – where she tried on three different outfits and caught up with founder of Wheels, Melanie Greensmith.
Once finished up, Miss Perry hit the exits to find a gathering of paparazzi and fans awaiting to catch a glimpse as she made her way to an awaiting ride.
On a sidenote, Katy took to her Twitter account today to share a highlight from her Teen Choice experience, as she wrote: “I had so much fun @TCA’s w/Glee! Fav clip [below] of the night… he’s into me”
Katy Perry is featured in the latest issue of Rolling Stone (above) where she opens up about her religious upbringing that she’s apparently only slightly abandoned to pursue a more lucrative career shooting whipped cream out of her tits. I say slightly abandoned because she seems to see nothing wrong with her parents literally babbling Read More …
Here’s Katy Perry filming a video yesterday for who cares you can see through her soaking wet underwear. Typically, only Katy’s chest is relevant, so it’s a nice change of pace to admire her in a way that makes you want to wear Russell Brand’s freshly-removed scalp as a wig and start speaking in a Read More …