Happy Holidays From The Superficial

Posted by emotionshock on December 25, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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“Your children drove me to this.” Roughly 300 AD, it was decided that a sequel to the Old Testament would be shekels in the camels because early Mesopotamia was a lot like modern Hollywood right down to the boy love and rampant golden showering of whores. So a group of writers got together and hashed Read More …

 Happy Holidays From The Superficial

 Happy Holidays From The Superficial

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by emotionshock on November 23, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are already out of the office so we can justify cutting the hell out Read More …

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 Happy Thanksgiving!

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“Happy Feet Two” Unveils Movie Poster

Posted by emotionshock on July 26, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

Its release hits theaters in November and a new poster for “Happy Feet Two” has made its debut.

Per the 3D movie’s website, in “Happy Feet Two,” Mumble, the Master of Tap, has a problem because his tiny son Erik is choreo-phobic. Reluctant to dance, Erik runs away and encounters The Mighty Sven – a penguin who can fly!! Mumble has no hope of competing with this charismatic new role model. But things get worse when the world is shaken by powerful forces.

Erik learns of his father’s ‘guts and grit’ as Mumble brings together the penguin nations and all manner of fabulous creatures – from tiny Krill to giant Elephant Seals – to put things right, the website reads.

The follow-up film features the voices of a star-studded crew including Elijah Wood, Robin Williams, Hank Azaria, Pink, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and Sofia Vergara.

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Kellan Lutz on Nikki Reed: So Happy!!!

Posted by emotionshock on July 6, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

 Kellan Lutz on Nikki Reed: So Happy!!!

 Kellan Lutz on Nikki Reed: So Happy!!!

Paul McDonald is on record: he’s psyched to marry Nikki Reed.

And now Kellan Lutz can confirm that the feeling is mutual.

“I’ve never seen Nikki so happy,” Lutz told Ryan Seacrest on his radio program last week. “I’m just so happy for her. It’s great to see, especially in Hollywood, that real lovely happiness or marriage and I hope I’m invited!”

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What about his own love life? Where do things stand with 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord?

“We are both busy and we are both focused on our work,” Lutz said.

Hear that, ladies? Sounds like Kellan is single!

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Happy 25th Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

Posted by emotionshock on July 3, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

 Happy 25th Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

 Happy 25th Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

The newly-free Lindsay Lohan went out for dinner in Malibu to celebrate her birthday last night. This outing was notable because it marked her first birthday and lawful venture out of the house in some time!

Here’s the actress, 25 going on 37 …

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Passing on any sort of wild party, but still making sure she went somewhere in full view of the paparazzi, Lindsay opted for a relatively low-key dinner out in Malibu with her sister Ali, brother Michael Jr., and a few friends.

Nice to see Lindsay partying her freedom away.

In honor of her special quarter-century milestone, here are just some of our many favorite Lindsay Lohan pictures from THG’s archives …

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Happy 36th Birthday, Angelina Jolie!

Posted by emotionshock on June 4, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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 Happy 36th Birthday, Angelina Jolie!

 Happy 36th Birthday, Angelina Jolie!

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 Happy 36th Birthday, Angelina Jolie!

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Happy Presidents’ Day and The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had in My Life

Posted by emotionshock on February 21, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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…. Okay, I have a drinking problem.
In honor of the two most easily-remembered presidents, The Superficial will call it a day to reflect on the proud moment in our nation’s history when these brave men rode dinosaurs with Jesus into the west, leaving no abortion doctor or minority unshooted. In the meantime, be sure to Read More …

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 Happy Presidents’ Day and The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had in My Life

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 Happy Presidents’ Day and The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had in My Life

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Coffee-Loving Miley Cyrus Makes Her Fans Happy

Posted by emotionshock on February 5, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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Loading up on beverages while prepping for an active day, Miley Cyrus stepped out to visit the local Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Toluca Lake, California on Saturday (February 5).

The former Disney darling was stopped by a group of girls who talked her into posing for a group photo outside the local brew house before heading inside to purchase a large frozen coffee, smoothie, bottled water and a drinkable yogurt.

Wearing a black jacket, white t-shirt and jeans on the weekend excursion, Miley had her new ink job all covered up – as she recently added a fifth tattoo in tribute to her four siblings, Brandi, 23, Trace, 21, Braison, 16, and Noah, 10.

Reports tell that the protective etching is “a picture of the dream catcher that hangs over her bed with four feathers to represent her four brothers and sisters.”

Of her many tats, an insider said, “All of Miley’s tattoos have a deep meaning to her. They all represent family and friends close to her.”

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Happy Holidays!

Posted by emotionshock on December 27, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

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Alright, folks, it’s been a magical week of pulling posts out of my ass, but alas, all good things must come to an end. So with that, I leave you with an entire gallery of Katy Perry’s holiday-themed decolletage which I’ve been saving for just this occasion. And also because I might’ve gone a tad Read More …

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 Happy Holidays!

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 Happy Holidays!

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Happy Birthday, Demi Moore!

Posted by emotionshock on November 11, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | Be the First to Comment

 Happy Birthday, Demi Moore!

 Happy Birthday, Demi Moore!

Demi Moore turns 48 years old today, and the actress could use a slew of birthday wishes.

The former Ghost star and husband Ashton Kutcher have been battling rumors of infidelity for weeks, remaining strong as a couple and sticking to the causes close to their heart.

Initially dismissed a a marriage that wouldn’t last, Demi and Ashton have defied critics, ignored their age difference and appear genuinely in love. They’re even good pals with Moore’s ex, Bruce Willis. Here’s to many more years of happiness, as we salute the birthday gal with a montage of photos:

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Also celebrating birthdays today: Brittny Gastineau (28), Leonardo DiCaprio (36) and Calista Flockhart (46).

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