Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries only started dating last November, and he just proposed in May, but you can forget about a long engagement.
They’re tying the knot Saturday, August 20.
While the pair hasn’t confirmed where the ceremony will be or whether E! cameras will film the event, we’re 100 percent guaranteeing they will.
We suppose a summer wedding makes sense in terms of spinning off their new show and Kris’ currently non-existent NBA season, but damn, that was fast!
Details are scarce, but it seems likely that Vera Wang will be designing Kim’s dress, as the star has already gone to two appointments at Vera’s stores.
What we do know for sure is that Khloe is going all out to embarrass Kim at her the bachelorette party, while Kris Jenner will be calling the shots.
THG will be providing extensive coverage of the big weekend, of course. It should be decadent … but how long do you think this marriage will last?
Spending her Sunday afternoon with her two main men, Kourtney Kardashian was out alongside boyfriend Scott Disick and their son Mason in Beverly Hills today (February 20).
The E! reality star family had a late brunch at Il Pastaio before doing a little window shopping as they brought the weekend to a close.
Tweeting about the day’s doings, Miss Kardashian wrote to her millions of followers, “What’s happenin now BAYBAAY? Just left the BH hotel so @kimkardashian could give mason un besito. Shop n’ chop family day.”
The sighting comes just as the trio gear up for the airing of a brand new episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” – in which Kourtney and Scott’s plans for a romantic evening at home run into a snare when sister Kim decides to stay in, as well. As a result, the twosome end up fitting in a little lovin’ in the nearby gym.
Three of the girls on The Bachelor posed for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue last night. As we discussed in our Bachelor recap, this was both hot and awkward.
Ashley Hebert and Chantal O’Brien certainly looked the part of SI models, but when it came time for Michelle Money’s turn, she unleashed her crazy side yet again.
The bad news? Her near-topless mounting of Brad Womack drove Chantal to tears and made viewers queasy. The good news? It ultimately ran her out of town.
Here’s the SI swimsuit issue shoot in its sexy, uncomfortable entirety:
While Irina Shayk took the Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover, Ashley and Chantal killed it during their shoots and gave any of the supermodels a run for their …
Sorry. As for Michelle, the unstable, sexually aggressive schtick had a good run, but officially ran its course after this. Even Brad came to his senses eventually.
Kicking off her weekend a bit early, Madonna was spotted at the Aura nightclub in Mayfair, London last night (January 6).
The “Music” songstress was joined by her 24-year-old boyfriend Brahim Zaibat as she made her arrival at the swanky hotspot.
Once inside, Madge hosted a tryout for dancers to be considered for her upcoming world tour, and it was quite the sight to behold.
An eyewitness told press, “Madonna was watching the performers, who came from all around the world, and I know she was selecting for her next World tour. About half the group took to the dance floor and performed one after the other before dancing together. They were absolutely incredible.”
They love to wine and dine each other, and last night (September 21) George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis were spotted out to dinner in Milan, Italy.
The “Up in the Air” actor and his lovely lady were joined by some friends as they enjoyed an evening at the Da Giacomo restaurant.
In related news, Elisabetta recently took George to meet her parents in the town of Tresnuraghes on the island of Sardinia.
And after the meeting occurred, Clooney was said to be in good spirits, signifying that the Canalis family approved of his relationship with their daughter.
Making for quite the special occasion, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale were busy celebrating their eighth wedding anniversary in New York City on Tuesday night.
Married on September 14, 2002, the No Doubt frontwoman and her Bush rocker hubby both were well dressed as they left their hotel with Gwen in all black and Gavin sporting a black jacket, white top and black trousers.
Earlier in the day, Miss Stefani was spotted out by paparazzi as she tended to her medical needs with a visit to a local doctor’s office.
The sexy singer left her appointment looking a bit demure while sporting bandages on her back and toting a bottle of pills in-hand.
While they’ve remained coy as to the extent of their relationship, Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough were side-by-side for a movie date in Culver City, California on Sunday (August 1).
Having just recently arrived in the States, the former “Girls Aloud” singer joined her “Dancing with the Stars” beau in heading to the local cinema to catch Angelina Jolie’s CIA thriller “Salt”.
As previously reported by Gossip Center, Miss Cole is fresh off of a lengthy recovery from a bout with malaria – of which she credits Hough for her recovery.
She reportedly told a friend, “Derek saved my life. If he hadn’t spoken out to the doctors and told them he thought something was seriously wrong I would probably have died.”
Cheryl added, “I thought I had a bad case of flu and everyone else agreed. I was even told to stay at home and get some rest. The doctors were so certain it was not serious, and I believed them.”
One raps and sings pop songs, the other prefers ballads.
But there’s one thing Justin Bieber and David Archuleta have in common: an adoring fan base of teenage girls.
Both these artists have been in the news this week – Bieber for breaking a YouTube record previously held by Lady Gaga; Archuleta for announcing the release date for his new album – and it got us thinking: Could you choose between these young stud muffins?
Between Justin and David, who would you rather… date?