Posted by emotionshock on July 5, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
“Mothafucka, how you gonna not look at my vagina?”
Just a heads up, 90% of today’s posts are going to involve bikinis, but before you start rubbing your hands together in sexy anticipation, I should probably point out some are gonna look like this which my memory is trying to tell me used to be a Read More …



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Posted by emotionshock on May 9, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
- Kid Rock will be the next victim of a Comedy Central roast.
- Looks like Jodie Foster should have gone with that re-write where they torture the Read More …



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Posted by emotionshock on March 17, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Alright, folks, it’s St. Patrick’s Day where those with Irish blood like me-self are duty-bound to get shit-your-pants drunk or at minimum, chuck a wee pataytoh at a lass for not birthing six children like a proper Catholic. God, I love stereotypes. So I’ll be seein’ ya tomorrow, boyos, provided I don’t wake up sometime Read More …



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Posted by emotionshock on January 8, 2011 under Celebrity Gossip |
Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on Read More …



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