Posted by emotionshock on August 25, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip | 
Olivia Wilde went to the beach in LA yesterday and as much as I’ve fawned about her hotness in the past, these pics are a tad underwhelming compared to, oh I dunno, this. (Just a tad though.) Now some people might say that’s because Hollywood, the media and sites like The Superficial foster unobtainable expectations Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on August 14, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
Apparently it’s Random Celebrities in Swimwear Week, because here’s Hilary Swank vacationing in Hawaii yesterday which I honestly would’ve never predicted if someone gave me a Ouija board and made me spend the night in an Indian graveyard.
INDIAN GHOST: OooOooOOooh! Hilary Swank will be in a bikini tomorrow.
ME: Ha! Good one. Now are you going Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on July 29, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
As much as it pains us, we must give Kendall Jenner some credit.
The 14-year old half-sister of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian responded this week to the controversy surrounding her recent photo shoot. Instead of getting on some high horse and telling the world to focus on more important issues (we’re looking at you, Miley Cyrus), Kendall came across as mature and understanding of the situation.
“I am excited to be working as a model, doing what I love to do,” she told People. “My entire family was very supportive, though my dad was a bit concerned at first, he knows that I am responsible enough that I wouldn’t do anything I wasn’t ready to do, or didn’t want to do.”
Kendall continued:
“Going into this shoot, it was never my intention to be provocative or too racy. It was a beach shoot, and I was wearing beachwear. I am happy with my age, and am not trying to rush into anything too soon. I look forward to all the milestones my teens have to offer – Sweet 16, turning 18, and so on.”
We still believe Jenner should wait a few years before donning so few items of clothing in a nationally-published shoot.
But at least she recognizes the reasons behind the scandal and acknowledges that she’s barely even a teenager. Gotta give her – or the publicist behind this statement, really – props for handling the situation in such a straightforward manner.
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Posted by emotionshock on July 25, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
Shakira, admittedly, hasn’t got a lot of play on The Superficial, although in my defense, she never wears a bikini. (It’s a two-way, street, lady.) On that note, here she is shooting a commercial in Ibiza yesterday wearing some sort of bikini/tutu dealie that shows off her insanely toned abs. Seriously, I don’t know how Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on June 27, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known this was going to turn into Underage Summer, I would’ve made sure all my forged passports are Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on June 23, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamptons and Katy Perry’s performance at the Much Music Video Awards which I entirely missed on account Read More …
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Posted by emotionshock on June 3, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
Here’s the latest batch of Megan Fox bikini pics taken in Hawaii yesterday and after getting a look at her surprisingly existing thighs, I’ve generously decided to offer Megan a part in my GoBots movie just to piss Michael… …read full story
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Posted by emotionshock on May 28, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
With Memorial Day Weekend upon us, it’s that time of year for the ladies of Tinseltown to hit the beaches around the world and show off their beautiful bodies.
In the months leading up to the summer season, sexy supermodels such as Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker, Irina Sheik, Candice Swanepoel and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley all gave glimpses of their fine figures while partaking in photo and movie set shoots around the world.
Also involved in the pre-summertime getaways this year were actresses Jennifer Aniston, Blake Lively, Sienna Miller and Penelope Cruz, as well as MTV vixen Audrina Patridge.
Adding a bit of international beauty were tennis star Ana Ivanovic, British beauty Sarah Harding and Brazilian TV star Nicole Bahls.
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Posted by emotionshock on May 25, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
Here’s Jennifer Aniston on the set of Just Go With It because apparently Brooklyn Decker isn’t the only one who wears a bikini. I don’t know who wrote the script for this thing but clearly they’re a goddamn genius…. …read full story
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Posted by emotionshock on May 23, 2010 under Celebrity Gossip |
These are just-released shots of Kate Gosselin filming her new reality show Kate Plus 8 in Orlando last weekend and I can see why someone might wait a week before putting these out there. You don’t want to overload… …read full story
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