The same man who cracks us up each week with dry-witted 30 Rock quotes has grown (somewhat) serious when it comes to Charlie Sheen’s career.

In an editorial for The Huffington Post, based on his own experiences with executives in the movie and TV business, Baldwin addresses the troubled actor and says: “You can’t win. Really. You can’t.”

Meaning what, exactly? Baldwin gives us a look inside the industry and continues:

“No actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, [executives] are often right. Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go.”

Baldwin is correct that almost all hit shows remain popular and profitable after stars leave. Look at NYPD Blue, ER, CSI.

In the end, here’s what Sheen should do, according to Baldwin:

“Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it’s not too late. This is America. You want to really piss off Chuck and Warner Brothers and CBS? Beg for America’s forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star… As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on SNL, this is supposed to be fun.

P.S… buy Cryer a really nice car.”

[Photos: Fame, WENN.com]

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Still rocking her dark brunette hairdo, the former “Simple Life” star strolled along solo as she braved the wet and chilly west coast winter weather.

Tweeting a bit of advice earlier in the day, Nicole interestingly wrote, “Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day – Have a great day.”

Meanwhile, Miss Richie is gearing up for the launch of her Winter Kate apparel line – which hits store shelves on February 15.

“Everything is extremely affordable, and that was important to me, to have these pieces be accessible to everyone,” she tells of the new offerings.

The 28-year-old adds of her fashionable endeavors, “I just want to do my upcoming projects to the best of my ability. I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me.”

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